Archives
- June 2020
- May 2020
- September 2019
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- July 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- March 2014
- February 2014
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- November 2010
- October 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- February 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
Monthly Archives: December 2008
girls who love cock and lick pussy
years ago, i went to a small liberal arts college, inhabited by “free thinkers,” where atheism, communism and free love reigned. everyone knew everyone, there was no police presence, calls for help were routine because there were no real consequences … Continue reading
say hello to hector for me, part three
After getting off, I spent the next hour or so researching this fictitious Hector character. I googled the line, googled things like the more specific “Hector Bang Bus” and more general “Hector porn,” searched my porno folder for ideas, and … Continue reading
say hello to hector for me, part two
The cab ride home was disappointing. As we waited for the cab, I had to go out of my way to to lean on him so he would take the hint and wrap his arm around me. It wasn’t that … Continue reading
Posted in say hello to hector for me: part 2
1 Comment
say hello to hector for me, part one
I wish I could explain this away with a simple and exhaustive explanation like, “I was horny and he was there,” or even, “I liked him.” But, no. I was not horny. In fact, I was especially unhorny. The previous … Continue reading
anything fuckable, part three
G: ryan! R: Hey. G: how is ryan? R: I’m good. You? Back at school? G: i am R: Nice. Loving it? G: sitting in my double single where my hands are so cold that i can’t get off without … Continue reading
Posted in anything fuckable: part 3
Leave a comment
anything fuckable, part two
Everyone gets desperate sometimes. And who am I to be ashamed. After all, he should be the one to be embarrassed, skipping out on his manly duties. Maybe it is manly to smack a girl with your cock, but I’m pretty … Continue reading
Posted in anything fuckable: part 2
Leave a comment
anything fuckable, part one
Second semester freshman year suddenly I had no friends, a single room, and I discovered internet porn. This was back in the day when you actually had to download your porn, and download a lot because there were no thumbnails … Continue reading
Posted in anything fuckable: part 1
2 Comments
batteries and bong water
When I was in college, the gay guy whom I was dating broke my bowl and never repaid me so I constructed this really ghetto bowl out of a water bottle. It was filled with water to make the chamber … Continue reading
Posted in batteries and bong water
Leave a comment
Gossip Girl Blue Balls
That Gossip Girl episode with Blair masturbating, as in, the best episode ever of the greatest show of our time. http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/10/gossip_girl_leaves_us_waiting.html Here is a compiled list of that which nymag’s gossip girl recap commented on regarding the Chuck and Blair … Continue reading
Posted in gossip girl blue balls
1 Comment
InDefenseOfGettingOff's Blog 