Monthly Archives: April 2009

porn nostalgia

Posted on April 27, 2009 by indefenseofgettingoff

me: do you know how to find scrambled porn? Charlie: like… what Spice used to be when we were kids? i mean that doesnt exist anymore with digital cable youd have to go to like… a hotel maybe me: i … Continue reading →

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snuggies and scrambled porn

Posted on April 27, 2009 by indefenseofgettingoff

My friend posted this parody of a Snuggie commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVM1exSjEtk&videos=1cxRW2HQVD0&playnext_from=TL&playnext=1 To which I responded by posting: http://snuggiesightings.com/snuggie/ And: http://www.designersnuggies.com/flare/next/ Davey: that fills me with shame. Genie: ashamed because you own a bedazzled, leopard print snuggie or because we live in … Continue reading →

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sexual shame

Posted on April 24, 2009 by indefenseofgettingoff

I received an inquiry to participate in an anonymous article on sexual shame and I thought I would share both the prompt and my response. Prompt: The subject of the feature is sex and shame—not shame about how your body looks … Continue reading →

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the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference, part four

Posted on April 7, 2009 by indefenseofgettingoff

This exchange totally fascinated me because all of these years Charlie and I have discussed cum in less specific terms and I figured we were into the same things, i.e., that our shared love for precum generalized to other forms … Continue reading →

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the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference, part three

Posted on April 7, 2009 by indefenseofgettingoff

me: let me explain why i think this clip is an artistic marvel: Charlie: ok me: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=79c791b8b8c4b6adad16 forgive the title [“tight pigtailed teen jammed on the dinner table”] so, obv the thumbnail is amazing the amount of foreskin is too … Continue reading →

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the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference, part two

Posted on April 7, 2009 by indefenseofgettingoff

Charlie: have you seen abby winters? me: who is that? Charlie: oh man you’ll love that site well you won’t love that there isnt much straight on it but youll like it http://www.abbywinters.com/portal/ me: ooh, real women Charlie: btw i … Continue reading →

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the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference, part one

Posted on April 7, 2009 by indefenseofgettingoff

me: i think i’m going to be complicit in your accusations of blog verbosity, because i really can’t think of a more fitting title than “the idiosyncrasies of porn preferences” or “the idiosyncratic nature of porn preference” by the way, … Continue reading →

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no more dildos in the bathroom, part two

Posted on April 4, 2009 by indefenseofgettingoff

In high school, I gave my best friend an innocuous sex book (The Idiot’s Guide to Sex, coffee table edition, I think), and her mother prominently displayed it on her bookshelf. That summer, she left her desktop computer to her … Continue reading →

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