Monthly Archives: December 2009

The Rise and Fall of Hipster Dave, Part Three

Posted on December 8, 2009 by indefenseofgettingoff

“Lazy” and “useless” would be massive understatements in describing Hipster Dave during our long-awaited, second encounter. He was, more aptly, “stagnant” and “sedentary.” Stoic. Stale. Dead. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Allister unintentionally taught me a winning technique for ensuring the repetition of sex. … Continue reading →

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