Monthly Archives: November 2010

just curious, part two

OMFGLOLZANDOTHERINTERNETEXCLAMATIONSANDMAYBEEVENEMOTICONS!!! You may recall that a few months back FATFUCKEREMT JDate e-mailed me, soliciting my critique of his appeal (or lack thereof) and chastising me when I complied with his request. Over the past few months, he has periodically JDate … Continue reading

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Fling Flung, Part 5: Legal Matters

It is a seminal moment in every sex blogger’s life when she gets threatened with her first lawsuit. Unfortunately, I was not privy to the ancient proverb: “If you fuck a lawyer, he will fuck you.” A week had passed … Continue reading

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Eye Candy

Last night I fucked a guy with a glass eye: this is my midget story. Okay, I didn’t fly out to a glass eye convention or even an opthamological convention, so maybe it’s not quite the same. I did not … Continue reading

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