Monthly Archives: April 2013

guys who love cock and lick pussy, part 3

I concocted a scheme and felt very pleased with myself. What could be a more consummate excuse to solicit pictures of Chuck’s monstrous cock? Fearing the public forum that is facebook, I sent him a message asking for his more … Continue reading

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guys who love cock and lick pussy, part 2

He texted me two nights in a row, and I kept him waiting. In the meantime, I sent him a cell phone pic of his high school yearbook page. My lil’ bro went to the same school as he did. … Continue reading

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guys who love cock and lick pussy, part 1

Life is full of sexual disappointment. I met him on okcupid and knew we wouldn’t work romantically. My expectations were super low. First of all, I didn’t think he was that attractive from his profile pics. He was too tall … Continue reading

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the will to death

Why does getting dumped always feel like getting kicked in the face? Even if you have no long-term potential with the guy and the sex(ual experience) was kinda boring. Guys, I’m back. Sorta. I still feel like a shell of … Continue reading

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