Monthly Archives: February 2014

Everything But

Everything But (February 22nd, 2014) Last night I confirmed my twenties were a decade well-spent. Kicked off the evening at a monthly women’s support group for people with digestive diseases. Was congratulated for my 1-year fake-butt-iversary! I’ve been feeling waaay … Continue reading

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Hotel Masturbation

Hotel Masturbation (February 9th, 2014) Because there was a 2-year lapse in my blogging, followed by a 6-month lapse when I was studying for the MCAT, I assume my regular readers (i.e., my friends and friend-of-friends) have stopped reading this. … Continue reading

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Early Exit

Early Exit (February 13th, 2014) Well, holy fuck. My life has regressed to high school. Tonight I had my third tinder hook up. I’d have to rate the entire trilogy as “a step below masturbation.” It was our second date. … Continue reading

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It’s a Flop

It’s a Flop (January 26th, 2014) I’d rather get off to porn than a real, live limp penis. That is the important life lesson I learned Friday night. It was my third date with Arun. Date #1 we had copious … Continue reading

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Hate is a Four-Letter Word

Hate is a Four-Letter Word (June, 2013) Hans continued to engage me in inane conversations, despite his lack of intent to see me. All of our conversations revolved around cock. Particularly their size. You could say our repertoire was fairly … Continue reading

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Bring Out the Small Cocks

OOOH, guys, I totally lied. Was just searching through the documents on my computer, and turns out I did save a page from Hans’ classic tumblr on May 19th, 2013. Some penis pics for your viewing schadenfreude. Me: I showed … Continue reading

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The Shallow End

The Shallow End (May 18th, 2013) Part 1: The Scheme Two years ago at our friend’s birthday party, I was introduced to Clyde McManus and his big, swigin’ dick. Upon receiving this year’s invite, a silly grin slapped across my … Continue reading

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Bring Out the Big Cocks

Bring Out the Big Cocks (May 5th, 2013) I figured our relationship had expired—we had run out of utility to one another. Until he messaged me with a devilish, implied request. And I lit up from the inside like a … Continue reading

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Meta (May 5th, 2013) Today you get a behind-the-scenes look at my sex life. Time to break down the fourth wall. See what happens when the actors become the audience. With sex, boundaries are often blurry anyway. Fair readers, it … Continue reading

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