OOOH, guys, I totally lied. Was just searching through the documents on my computer, and turns out I did save a page from Hans’ classic tumblr on May 19th, 2013. Some penis pics for your viewing schadenfreude.
Hans: it’s hard to stay so small when I’m measuring, lol
Annie: Why is it so super small when soft? That’s like a lot of contrast.
Clyde McManus: The balls are bigger than the dick. OMG, It’s a chode!!!
Me: I showed elephant dick guy your blog
Hans: nice, what’s he say?
Me: He laughed, obviously, and said, “The balls are bigger than the dick. OMG, It’s a chode.”
Hans: 🙂
Hans: what do u think of those pix of my dick?
Me: Meh
Me: Unimpressed
Hans: small?
Me: I was, however, impressed by the pathetic amount of time you spend thinking about you dick and seeking others’ approval
Me: I don’t understand how it could possibly be exciting to you when ppl feed you what you beg to hear
Hans: me neither
Hans: this female dr at my program that I have a crush on was asking me questions to see if I had OCD and one question was about abnormal sexual interests and I said I was into humiliation but didn’t mention how I was so obsessed with small cock humiliation
Me: Too humiliated to answer questions about humiliation. How meta.
Hans: I went home and fantasizes about her saying, ” we’ll let’s see how small it is” and then making me pull down my pants
Me: I think attraction is a normal part of the therapeutic process, like part of transference
Hans: mhm
Hans: are you gunna be a sex therapist when u grow up?
Me: Are you gunna have sex with me when you grow up?
Hans: 🙂
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