Monthly Archives: July 2014

    July 24th, 2014 Emptying my bladder and bowels for my standing-and-squatting appt, I straddled my magnifying mirror and my eyes BULGED out. Acknowledging that the sore, too, had protruded. I wondered what Frank the Physical Therapist would think … Continue reading →

July 23rd, 2014 I pondered how it could have happened. I mean, guys, I know that facts of life. But it has been TWO MONTHS SINCE I’VE TOUCHED A PENIS. Deep breaths, deeeeep breaths. A weekish after I slept with … Continue reading →

(Thought I was gonna say speculum nation, huh?)   July 23rd 2014 Last night I over-wanked after writing about my pious Judaism, a.k.a, the study of Jonathan Ames’ sacred scriptures. When I peed, it hurt. First, I thought of Eminem. … Continue reading →

The last two months have been spent wandering aimlessly in a thick daze of compressed air and wanking to oblivion for momentary clarity. Professionally, I have goals. In fact, I have repurposed my parts to robot! But I am not … Continue reading →

I’m going to drop you into part 6 of a 6-part “Body Horror” series. A little acclimation comes at the beginning, but mostly you will have to wait for parts 1-5. I’m inclined to say that, in general, it would … Continue reading →