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Author Archives: indefenseofgettingoff
How to Convince a Woman that Sex is Bad: Part 5
TO BE CONTINUED How to Convince a Woman that Sex is Bad: An Instruction Manual for Men who Feel Entitled to Undermine Women’s Feelings and Desires PART 5: THE SUSHING I get to the party grounds on an empty lot … Continue reading
How to Convince a Woman that Sex is Bad: Part 4
How to Convince a Woman that Sex is Bad: An Instruction Manual for Men who Feel Entitled to Undermine Women’s Feelings and Desires PART 4: FIFTEEN DAYS He does pursue me. Two days after the unprotected sex check in, Dylan … Continue reading
How to Convince a Woman that Sex is Bad: Part 3
How to Convince a Woman that Sex is Bad: An Instruction Manual for Men who Feel Entitled to Undermine Women’s Feelings and Desires PART 3: FUCKBOY FRIDAY DISCLAIMERS ABOUT THIS SERIES OF POSTS If I were a better writer, … Continue reading
How to Convince a Woman that Sex is Bad: Part 2
How to Convince a Woman that Sex is Bad: An Instruction Manual for Men who Feel Entitled to Undermine Women’s Feelings and Desires PART 2: NEVER TRUST A SLUT “she’s crafty// and she’s just my type” On June 22nd we … Continue reading
How to Convince a Woman that Sex is Bad: Part 1
How to Convince a Woman that Sex is Bad: An Instruction Manual for Men who Feel Entitled to Undermine Women’s Feelings and Desires PART 1: DO YOU LIKE HAVING SEX? “I want to fuck you like an animal// I want … Continue reading
Foodstuff, body humiliation, and fingering trauma
TRAUMA SEEPING OUT OF CREVICES This guy who broke up with me recently (let’s call him Dylan) gave me a list of complaints (which of course should have been rendered while we were still together, when they were actionable), stuff … Continue reading
Semen Achieved
Martin Shkreli is the philanthropist who keeps on giving. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, let’s harness humility and say grace for the substance I am most thankful for: semen. Not his. Below is a conversation I had with The Man … Continue reading
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The Champagne and Cocaine Crowd
We are to meet up at the 6 stop on 86th and Lex, focal point of my adolescence. Spence, my snobfest all-girls elementary thru high school, located just a few blocks away off Museum Mile. Every time I come back, … Continue reading
10k Q & A: Part 1
YOU SEEM SO OUT OF CONTEXT IN THIS GAUDY APARTMENT COMPLEX This is like hearing a sample of a sound bite of a conversation and coming to a conclusion. We do not know what lead up to this exchange or … Continue reading
10k Addendum
Remember how I said I couldn’t post uncensored screenshots of Martin Shkreli and my facebook correspondence because facebook was holding them prisoner? Well, lucky for me, facebook has released his account from investigation and restored access to the incriminating messages … Continue reading
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