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The next day I had drinks with my environmental biologist friend, and I explained the situation in detail to him. He mentioned bacteria in semen and I was like, yeah, I know semen and rubber smell fucking awful after a … Continue reading →

I knew I had to do the responsible thing and confront the guy directly, although I don’t like going to people with unsubstantiated claims about medical problems that don’t even exist on the internet. I figured it didn’t make sense … Continue reading →

I woke up to the faint trace of his musky man scent, a sore but satisfied vagina, and some drippy condoms to dispose of. Weeks later something horrifying happened: I went to empty my bedroom trash can because I was … Continue reading →

Last time was emblematic of why we are sexually perfect for each other despite not being attracted to each other: We are co-conspirators. I called him late at night and he got the point. It was mutually understood that we … Continue reading →