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Homo Erectus

Homo Erectus (March 14, 2014)   Clyde: Hey, what are you up to next week? We should get together again… Genie: [screenshots of a convo I had with one of our mutual friends a few days earlier] Clyde: Oh no … Continue reading

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Everything But

Everything But (February 22nd, 2014) Last night I confirmed my twenties were a decade well-spent. Kicked off the evening at a monthly women’s support group for people with digestive diseases. Was congratulated for my 1-year fake-butt-iversary! I’ve been feeling waaay … Continue reading

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The Shallow End

The Shallow End (May 18th, 2013) Part 1: The Scheme Two years ago at our friend’s birthday party, I was introduced to Clyde McManus and his big, swigin’ dick. Upon receiving this year’s invite, a silly grin slapped across my … Continue reading

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ELEPHANTING (February 2012) Clyde contacted me a bunch of times over the next few months, and I was able to defer indefinitely because I was legit not in the city. Must have followed my whereabouts on facebook, though. He knew … Continue reading

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Special Now?

SPECIAL NOW? (October 2011) When I texted Davey to sow the seed for our ensuing encounter, I was very specific about our going out in public together. Me: You free tomorrow night? Davey: I have an early dinner with mom. … Continue reading

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Twitter Dick

TWITTER DICK (OCTOBER 2011)   If I were a character in Home Alone, I would be referred to as “les incompetents.” There’s no way my tiny body can handle his huge cock. Organ-crushing cannot even begin to describe it. We … Continue reading

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Parts Intact

Parts Intact (October, 2011) When I was home, briefly, for a long weekend in October, I booked my fuck dates very carefully according to penis size. To ensure I could fit in as many guys as possible (literally, but not … Continue reading

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Penis Lineup

PENIS LINEUP (August 2011) Me: Last night I slept with Clyde McManus. I suppose that is the quintessential NYC nightlife experience? Paul: Doesn’t count unless you checked in on Foursquare. But omg why did you do that? Me: Ha ha, … Continue reading

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Pool Party

POOL PARTY (August 2011) Literally impossible to go to the (ironically named) Grace Hotel and not get fingered. Just so slippery…. Whoopsies! Hey, kids, get stoked! “Pool party, baby, it was a cool party, cool pool party la la la … Continue reading

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